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Oh My God, this makes everything so much easier!
Canada to Introduce Glow-in-the-Dark Quarter
“When Canada introduced polymer bills last year to replace their paper ones, we thought – cool! Then just a few weeks ago, the Canadian government announced it was doing away with pennies as a cost-cutting measure, and we thought – seems drastic, but ok! Now they’ve announced that a new quarter to be released next week will glow in the dark. Alright – Canada’s completely lost it.”
It glows in the dark AND it has a dinosaur on it. I think it’s possible that the Royal Canadian Mint is being run by an 11-year-old boy. And, you know what? I think we should hire one for the United States Mint too, because that quarter is awesome.
What Mark Zuckerberg Could’ve Bought With $1 Billion
- The entire New York Times, says Reuters’ Jack Shafer
- The ability to buy out New York Times CEO Janet Robinson 42 times
- 800 of
AOL’sMicrosoft’s patents- Roughly 1,250 GSA West Coast Conferences
- Shell’s Debt on Iranian Oil
- The cure for Lou Gehrig’s disease
- Solo Cups (the company)
- The amount BP has pledged toward Gulf Restoration
- A better 911 program in New York City
- Soccer team Real Madrid’s Island in the UAE
- The winnings of every Powerball jackpot in 2007
- 45% of a B-2 Bomber
- 68 Lebron Jameses , 40 Kobe Bryants, and 83 Albert Pujolses
- All of J.Lo’s love (it’s gratis!)
Killer Queen - Queen (Isolated Vocals)
CORBIN. I know you aren’t a music major anymore, but still.Okay, Music Majors. You win this one.
The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
I adore this song, and this is an incredible version.